How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

What do you call a know-it-all Mexican?

A Solution Manuel

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

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What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.