What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y