Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

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What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise