Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!