Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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Around the ankles and wrists :D
With a razor and their wrist.
Terror wrists.
Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)
Rise up lights
Fiddler on the hoof!
He just started fiddling with it.
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
because they spend too much time with the x-position
Hula the dogs out?
asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
Because they had a point
Someone who points out the obvious.
A sphinxter.
The awning. I know, I'm sorry.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
A: Depressed.
They bee hive
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
The both leave your crotch on fire
On crotches...