Acknowledge Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Booze Jokes More Booze Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit