What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!