What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!