Disney World Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What do Viagra and Disney World have in common?

A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

What do you get when you mix Viagra with Disney World?

Kicked out.

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

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Can't touch this!

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What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

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What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy

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A plutocracy

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

30 Second Ride Jokes More 30 Second Ride Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!