Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"