Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.