What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe