Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)