Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

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Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.