Stable Economy Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

What do you call a stripper donkey?

A Horse.

Election Day Jokes More Election Day Jokes

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it