What do ISIS and cats have in common?

They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.