What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.