Mel Gibson Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.