Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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He couldn't grow a pear

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!"

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.