Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.