What do Mexicans write in school?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay