What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan