What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

School Jokes More School Jokes

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !