What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

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Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

Tweeker Jokes More Tweeker Jokes

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.