Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.