What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.