What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.