What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.