What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs