What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.