Elfabet Jokes

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Santa Little Helper Jokes More Santa Little Helper Jokes

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem