Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

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Europe!

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Star wars !

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What do star wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU