Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

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The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.