Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!