Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3