What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus