What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.