Twitter User Jokes

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..