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Both start off as eggs.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest