The RE-tardis
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They're an anti de-present.
When do we want 'em? Time machines!
On the canna-bus.
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
Italian
When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.
You pull down their genes.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Mom & Dad
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.
because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
Michael J Fox's signature.
Shaken. Not stirred
