Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......