What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.