What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

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Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.