What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did the black guy get on his SAT?

Watermelon juice.

What's the difference between pizza and a black guy?

The pizza can feed a family

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.