It is when the blind try to read your face
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One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
They keep slipping off.
Because they all have black heads.
Fred.
I don't know. They've never tried.
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
Because it is the year of the monkey.
Someone who's too lazy to steal.
Fred and George Weasley.
He wanted cold cuts.
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
in. Man, I did that coming.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Hinduism... Om......
Penguini
A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
Infidel.
In the punchlines.
Waiting for a bus.
