Acne Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Bad Case Jokes More Bad Case Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.