6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Why did the fruit leave office?

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A flat note.

What's Irish and sits outside?

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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.