What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.