What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger