What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers