What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.