What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.