Chinese Baby Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

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Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.