What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!