What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Expose Jokes More Expose Jokes

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

Which one do you like/hate?

217 Problems Springfield exposed Springfaild

Radiation Jokes More Radiation Jokes

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.