Confederate Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!