What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.