Elephino Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

elephino.

What do you call an elephant/rhino mix?

Elephino

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?

elephino. (Hell if I know)

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

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Elephino...

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I don't know, but it isn't !

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

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What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god