What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.