What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Ohio Jokes More Ohio Jokes

What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified