Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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A: The food tastes funny.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

What's the best hotel in the world?

Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

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Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

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Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.