Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Fill Station Jokes More Fill Station Jokes

What is a dentist's office?

A filling station.

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Handicap People Jokes More Handicap People Jokes

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.