Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Handicap People Jokes More Handicap People Jokes

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Fill Station Jokes More Fill Station Jokes

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

What is a dentist's office?

A filling station.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Thanksgive Jokes More Thanksgive Jokes

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean