What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Previous Random Joke Next

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call a rare Egyptian King?

King Nottocommon

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Toot Jokes More Toot Jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.