What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common