Michael Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

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What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

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What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.