Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie