What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."