Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.